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Root Cause Analysis as Ceremonial Flogging

There is a particular stage of a critical production incident when engineering stops being engineering and becomes theater. The application is failing.…

The Tribunal

The last architecture tribunal I attended was about a critical application I wrote in AWS Lambda. The timing was excellent: the team had about a year to ask…

The Architectural Mass Hypothesis

Software systems become harder to change as they grow. This is not controversial. What remains disputed is why. The conventional explanations are familiar:…

Excavation Report 2140-17: The Distributed Systems Complex at Site AWS-4

North American Institute of Digital Archaeology Department of Pre-Collapse Computational Cultures Field Season: 2140 Summary Excavation of Site AWS-4 has…

U2 — Boy: Someone Please Tell the Singer the Building Is Not on Fire

There is a young Dublin band called U2, and their singer, Bono, performs as though every lyric has been entrusted to him by a dying messenger. This becomes…

The Clash — London Calling: When a Punk Band Forgets What Punk Was For

The Clash have made a very good record. This is going to make the rest of the review awkward. London Calling , newly arrived on these shores after its British…

Pretenders: Beautifully Wrong

Pretenders : Beautifully Wrong There is a point, after you have listened to enough records for a living, when music begins arriving pre-explained. You hear the…